A Martian Wouldn't Say That!!

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A wildly funny exposé of actual memos and numbing notes from network executives


A hilarious exposé of the absurdities inflicted upon television's creative community by network executives and the watchdogs at Broadcast Standards and Practices.


To wit:


"Will War and Peace be based on the book?"


"I think you're making a mistake having so many French involved in the production of Les Miserables."


From the V.P. of current programming regarding the Fred Astaire Special: "Too much dancing."


Whether it's a mishmash of M*A*S*H or a harangue over Hamlet, each absurd comment makes one thing perfectly clear - never put anything in writing!

A Martian Wouldn't Say That!!

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Author No
Cover Type Softcover
Category Humor
Book Dimensions 5 x 7
Page Count 80
ISBN 0-9676061-5-2