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A Martian Wouldn't Say That!!
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A wildly funny exposé of actual memos and numbing notes from network executives
A hilarious exposé of the absurdities inflicted upon television\'s creative community by network executives and the watchdogs at Broadcast Standards and Practices.
To wit:
"Will War and Peace be based on the book?"
"I think you\'re making a mistake having so many French involved in the production of Les Miserables."
From the V.P. of current programming regarding the Fred Astaire Special: "Too much dancing."
Whether it\'s a mishmash of M*A*S*H or a harangue over Hamlet, each absurd comment makes one thing perfectly clear - never put anything in writing!